You Know You’re a Mom When…(#2)

…kissing someone who is actively pooping is your best interaction of the day.

“Mama, I love to look at your pretty eyes (grunt, grunt), I want to give you a kiss.” You smile, you kiss, then you wipe their butt.

 

6 thoughts on “You Know You’re a Mom When…(#2)

  1. Marybeth

    This. Yes. I love that my son decides it’s time to poop only when I give the baby a bath. So I’m bathing her with my son’s knees touching my arms and he’s chattering about his day and baby is splashing away…and I’m smiling while holding my breath, wondering why we moved into a much larger home with 2 baths if we are always within a few feet of each other…

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    1. Ivy Post author

      I feel you. God forbid we all spread out into different rooms once in a while. Seems like the bathroom and kitchen are the most popular places to congregate in our house, and the two rooms it would be nice to have a little solitude in!

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    1. Ivy Post author

      Ugh, potty training sucks. I was just about the laziest potty trainer around. Diapers are so much easier. My lack of enthusiasm is probably what made my kids learn without too much fuss. “Mama doesn’t care where I poop so I guess I’ll start using the potty so she has to pay attention to all my subtle cues!”

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